[Quite suddenly, the door to the room Minato is hiding is kicked open. Standing in the doorway is Cloche, the very picture of righteous fury.]

Do you really think you have nothing you need excuse yourself for?! [She stamps her foot and draws herself up to her full height, before elegantly drawing her rapier and pointing it at Minato's heart.] What of all the hearts you have broken in your tenure as a... a...! [She sucks a breath in, as if the word that she is about to say is too foul to besmirch her lips.] Proswagonist.

I won't stand for your lecherous behavior any longer! In the name of pure-hearted girls everywhere, I'll punish you!

[And then Cloche sang a Eggy G and Minato was buried under a mountain of cute toys, never to be heard from again.]