Lost

[maxwells_silver_scythe]

[Video. The kid on the screen seems to have a red tint to him. He must be in some kind of district that has lots of red lights in it.]

Okay so, this isn't how I meant to make my first impression. I might try again later.

They explained everything about magic monsters and extra hours of the day and all kinds of unbelievable stuff, but the most unbelievable thing I got was the directions to my new apartment. I have no idea where I am, and I'm really getting the feeling it's not somewhere I want to be.

Comments

[sky_child]

[ Obviously. ]

I think you should get out of Taurus first.

[maxwells_silver_scythe]

No kidding. I don't think it's legal for me to be looking at some of this stuff.

[sky_child]

If it wasn't legal they'd have pul-- extracted you already.

[ he doesn't think "pull you out" is the best phrasing here ]

[maxwells_silver_scythe]

Almost wish they would. Then maybe I could get some directions that make sense.

[Get your mind out of the gutter, Link. Duo's not pulling out of anyonething.]

[sky_child]

[ He really doesn't want to do this, but-- ]

Do you know where you are, exactly? I could try to help you... I live in Pisces, too.

[maxwells_silver_scythe]

Thanks, but I've already got like three people helping.

[sky_child]

Right.

Um. Is there anything else I can help you with?

[ Because Link is the world's worst conversationalist. ]

[maxwells_silver_scythe]

Think I'm doing pretty good, actually.

[sky_child]

Alright. Well, good luck getting back home.

[maxwells_silver_scythe]

Thanks. For now I'll settle for the Pisces apartments, though.