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compnetwork2013-03-14 01:43 pm
tyrantball) wrote in compnetwork2013-03-14 01:43 pm
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The feed snaps on to reveal a little girl with horns and three eyes staring into the camera, her face twisted up into an angry sort of scowl. Without any preamble, she launches into an angry tirade.
"What is the corrupternment here doing?! Desco is getting fed up with how badly the political process is being mangled in this town! It offends her pride as a former senator!"
She crosses her arms over her chest and harrumphs angrily.
"Desco made a standard speech and used all the normal political boilerplate, and the humans she was talking to became a mob! And not even the useful kind - it was a panicked mob! Mr. Green Hair said that it was because Desco scared them!"
She starts gnawing distractedly on the tip one claw, still scowling.
"What is going on that the humans here are afraid of the political process? It's stupid! Next you will be telling Desco that the officials are elected or something, instead of just overthrowing the previous regime!"
"What is the corrupternment here doing?! Desco is getting fed up with how badly the political process is being mangled in this town! It offends her pride as a former senator!"
She crosses her arms over her chest and harrumphs angrily.
"Desco made a standard speech and used all the normal political boilerplate, and the humans she was talking to became a mob! And not even the useful kind - it was a panicked mob! Mr. Green Hair said that it was because Desco scared them!"
She starts gnawing distractedly on the tip one claw, still scowling.
"What is going on that the humans here are afraid of the political process? It's stupid! Next you will be telling Desco that the officials are elected or something, instead of just overthrowing the previous regime!"
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The shock and scandal of it all!
"The local demons don't even know what Prinnies are! The afterlife must be stuffed to the gills with sinful humans! Desco barely even wants to think about it!"
She's actually shuddering in revulsion.
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[A long pause, and then a nervous laugh.]
Y-you're not telling me they're actually like, sinful human souls or something?
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"Oh, that's right! Desco didn't tell you that!"
She smacks one balled-up claw into the palm of her other claw and nods.
"They are the souls of sinful humans stuffed into Prinny hide suits! They do backbreaking labor at less than minimum wage in order to earn the money they need to pay off their sins and reincarnate! Because they were absolute failures of human beings, they are freely derided and abused as well!"
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[oh wait this is the part where he realizes he actually doesn't care oops]
...Oh. Huh. I never would've guessed they were, well, those things.
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"The hellish training they undergo at the hands of Valzy ensures that little trace of their human traits remains!"
A slight pause.
"...although no matter how hellish the training, they're all really lazy and unmotivated."
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So, do all the souls become Prinnies, or just the majority of them?
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