[Public Post, Visitor Network Text]

[get_bent]

[Kanji is...admittedly really bad at keeping up with the times around here. He'd been way too concentrated on getting his little plush toy booth up and running in the Scorpio district, spending most of the week after his return from the tower in his room, working diligently. Unfortunately, he'd soon realize the folly of his ways and that that it would have better for him to do so, considering the strange events that have been happening all day when he finally did go out...in the afternoon, he finally posted something on the network.]

This might seem like a strange question to ask, but has anyone else be approached by the girls and...older women from the city asking you to bite them? It's freaking me out....

[He had to run away from a crowd at one point. For someone who always had trouble with girls, this is an even worse personal experience. But maybe if he'd actually listened to Yu's dramatic reading, or gone to Junes this week Kanji would have had a good idea of what is going on. Right now, there is only confusion. That would probably change soon.]

Comments

[terrificmachoemperor]

Not really. Never was a fan of rumors.

[Considering his everything back at home.]

So wait. you're in this...whatever I'm in too? Just how many of us are in there?

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[attheclocktower]

One of my friends is in that book too, and another friend looks just like him. [Yeah she's just assumed that you're in the book because why else would you be dealing with rabid fangirls.]

It's the same girl. She keeps wanting to see anything to do with them - them, their rooms, stuff they use. It's crazy.

[a_pirate_meant_to_be]

Enough for a class-action lawsuit in the making! If we actually had a lawyer, that is.

Oh wait, I think I heard one of us IS a lawyer. ...Eugh.

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[trollsdragons]

Oh? So you're not the Crown Prince of the Werekitsunes, opposing the Aliens, then? I'm not usually mistaken about this sort of thing...

text - gotta find a way for Nano to get to that plush toy booth

[all_wound_up]

Is there any place they don't go?

[feminine_carnivore]

Hey, I just got here. I'm still getting over the fact that Yosuke is actually popular with girls! [ Ugh, she definitely still doesn't like admitting that. ]

...And bite them? That's just weird..

[gigglesnortpriestess]

Can you show me where you are at least? I can figure it out from there.

[get_bent]

You really think we have enough for a class-action lawsuit?

[Considering Kanji's view on the law in general, it makes him a tad nervous. On the other hand, these women looking at him like that are making him questions his own moral beliefs.]

he's going to offer it on his next network post I planned, worst off

[get_bent]

Uh I'm guessing this happened as a word-of-mouth thing...so I dunno where they wouldn't want to go...I never was in this situation before.

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[linefacingforever]

Not THIS specifically, but I have had the latest book on preorder for awhile.

[How do you like your new stardom, "Kenji"? Pfffft...]

[testsubject031]

[Just like she remembers!]

You thought that before, and it wasn't!

Voice

[celebrity_commentator]

It's the same thing that's been happening to "Yusokue"-senpai. There's a book with characters based on some of us visitors, especially him.

Uh...very loosely based on.

[a_pirate_meant_to_be]

I'm sure if we factor in the innocent readers who have been scarred for life, sure.

Re: Voice

[beefcakeemperor]

Wait...I heard about the book before but...I'm in it now?

[No no no no no no no no no....]

[beefcakeemperor]

[Gonna ignore the comment about Yosuke being popular with girls cause he knows how he's been hating that part ha ha ha...]

You're tellin' me! When I see necks it's to put a shawl 'round them, not...[Gwa even talking or thinking about doing that to anyone is making him gag.]

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[terra_nullius]

They haven't wanted bites, but they keep trying to take off my shirt.

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[halberdaxe]

Plush toys.

So are you some kind of a wuss?

[Noda, you did not just call Kanji a wuss.......]

text - yes good

[all_wound_up]

That's a very strange rumor to spread about someone. And rude, too. It must be very difficult to deal with.

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[feminine_carnivore]

Remind me not to let you near my neck Kanji-kun! [ Chie just laughs a bit. ]

Rise-chan said you guys went through some dangerous stuff over there...are you alright? [ The physical fighters need to stick together after all! ]

[celebrity_commentator]

Oh yeah. You're actually the second guy in the love triangle with Yosuke and the author.

[Because let's not kid ourselves here.]

[Voice, I'm so sorry his probably broke her earlobes]

[terrificmachoemperor]

WHAT THE HELL?!

[Video]

[beefcakeemperor]

[Oh good, he seems to be alive right now.]

I'm trying, but still havin' problems with this computer stuff...way more complicated than just a cellphone.

video

[get_bent]

[Suddenly the feed switches to video, and there's a punk-ish looking guy glaring back at him, even if he has no idea what the other person looks like. If looks could kill, however, Noda would probably be sick feet under, let along that this guy does look like he could easily take on a few guys at once. When he speaks, his voice is loud and angry. Fangirls be damned around him, he wasn't going to tolerate this bullshit.]

You wanna repeat that?

[Cause if you wanna repeat that, he'll find you.

He. Will. Find. You.]

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[beefcakeemperor]

That sounds something directly out of a manga. My parents own Tatsumi textiles, that's about it.

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[halberdaxe]

[Oh was this a challenge? The video feed comes back, a purple-haired man with dead dark eyes glaring back at the screen. On his shoulders rests the polearm of the halberd axe.

On his jacket arm had the label "SSS" sewed on.]

I asked if you're a wuss.