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Yu Narukami ([personal profile] linefacingforever) wrote in [community profile] compnetwork2013-03-03 12:34 am

[Video] || [Locked from Nanako] || [I regret nothing]



[Yep. Most of you have seen this already, but that damn book appears on your screens this early morning, folks. After a moment, it pulls away to reveal Yu yet again, curled up on the couch in front of the TV in the living room of the Dojima house, about ready to take advantage of this horrible concoction of troll-ness.]

[He just got home from work, so he really has no idea what's going on with the book, other than even more people are flipping out about it than the last one. He hasn't even given the cover much thought (though that blonde on there looks kind of familiar...). Yu pauses once to clear his throat and, as he promised Minato, set a certain ring tone on his phone from home on repeat. Once his prep was completed, he opened to a few random chapters, scanning the contents before he began reading.]


I knew there would be trouble as soon as I saw the beads fly open, banging hard enough against the wall to snap more than a few off of their chains. As I expected, Yusokue strode into the room, silver hair blazing in the red light of the den, though that was nothing compared to the fire smouldering in his dark eyes. I shrank back in my forced position at the werekitsune prince's feet, at that moment knowing what true rage was, as the Junes Prince practically radiated with pure, unbridled hate.

Kenji, of course, mistook my action for something else, absently reaching down and petting my hair, like I was some pet kitten instead of a human being. I fought against the urge to make a face; when would he understand that I cared for Yusokue more than him?

The Prince of Junes stopped just before Kenji, glaring down on him with the fierceness of his stormy eyes.

"You killed him, and now you dare to think you can steal Mimini from me?"

Kenji rolled his eyes at that, and I didn't have to turn around and see the other werekitsunes of his pack shifting restlessly, just waiting for an excuse to tear Yusokue to pieces.

"You ain't doin' a very good job of keepin' her," Kenji replied, sounding bored. "As for your little fuck buddy, from what I saw, it took killin' him for you to even notice him anyway. He was a waste of space."

I didn't need to look to know that Yusokue was seething, hands clutching and unclutching as he fought against the urge to retaliate.

"He was not a waste," he hissed, the venom in his voice making me shudder, reminding me of the tone of our first time, and how seductive he had been back then.

"Oh get bit," Kenji groaned, hauling himself up from his throne. I could still see the sweat glistening off his rock hard chest and sides from the workout he had that morning. It was then that I also realized just how massive he was, considering how he was towering over Yusokue. "That brat meant nothing to you and you know it. Just like your 'girl' means nothing to you, otherwise you'd be making more of an effort to get her back."

He reached out, shoving Yusokue with enough force to send him to the ground.

"You ain't got the balls to stand against me!" Kenji declared. He reached down then, grabbing Yusokue by the collar of his work apron and hauling him up to his eye level. "You ain't no man."

As I watched the scene play out before me, watching as the two men fought over what they believed in. I looked up, privately fascinated as I wondered what it would be like if their two bare chests were rubbing against each other--
[Yu faltered here a moment, because WOW that escalated quickly!] --their muscular bodies moving to a rhythm only they could hear. Kenji would be the dominate one, reaching down and--

[Okay, no. Yu can't take this anymore, because this is delving into territory that he would much rather avoid, and that Kenji's behavior is reminding him of someone...]

...?!

[He flipped back over to the cover, and caught sight of a faint scar through the heavy photoshop filters. The scar, the hair, Kenji...]

[Through some miracle, Yu managed to keep a straight face as he calmly turned his phone off, returning his attention back to the recording device.]


...excuse me.

[With that... non-excuse he stood up, disappearing from view. After a long pause there is a loud thump, and if one strained their hearing, they may be able to hear the muffled voice of one Yu Narukami, having fallen face first into a pillow before he completely lost his shit.]

[The book broke him. Congratulations, Miss Hanako Ishida, who ever you are, because you got him to the point where he has to struggle not to burst into full on Yukiko-hyena-brand-laughter.]
belfire: (Default)

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[personal profile] belfire 2013-03-03 03:12 pm (UTC)(link)
i'll keep ya posted
feminine_carnivore: (this is porn!)

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[personal profile] feminine_carnivore 2013-03-03 03:35 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Chie is just silent for a few moments. Her face starts out laughing, as she listens. Then as it becomes very clear that Yosuke is the main character (as she hadn't read it before and thought everyone was joking) her face turns to shock. To a horror she never knew existed. The realization that this is real, that there really is a book with sex scenes involving a likeness of Hanamura that people actually like is just too much. ]

I-I-I don't believe this!! This can't be real! Why is this real?! [ And then she just screams for a minute. Also, is that a fit of giggles coming from somewhere off screen? ]
feminine_carnivore: (Default)

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[personal profile] feminine_carnivore 2013-03-03 03:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Why would someone do this to the world?! Why would they make something like this exist?! Whyyyyyy-- [ Excuse Chie while she flops face first into the bed. Seriously, is Yukiko gonna die next door? ]
Edited 2013-03-03 15:46 (UTC)
misogynistic: ([Kanji] SDGHJKFSKHS)

[Private voice]

[personal profile] misogynistic 2013-03-03 03:55 pm (UTC)(link)
[Adachi tried his damnedest to stop laughing, he really did.]

Yeah, that'll be a problem for her... [He sounded pondering.] I don't know what she was thinking with all that. [She'd deserve anything that happened as a result of all of it, though.]

Maybe she used a pen name... If not... [Of course he was implying that.] ...ah, no, he wouldn't, right?
feminine_carnivore: (not cool!)

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[personal profile] feminine_carnivore 2013-03-03 03:58 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Eventually she quiets down, and gets off the bed, her face still red. Secretly she knows she has to get herself a copy. For research! ]

You say that but I definitely don't believe you.. I don't know if I can face Yosuke now..

..I don't know if I've ever seen her this bad.
misogynistic: (Could you let go of me ma'am?)

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[personal profile] misogynistic 2013-03-03 04:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Right...

[GET BENT GET BENT GET BENT GET BENT GET BENT

GET BENT

Point being: nobody sane would want to get anywhere near that kid's bad side. Adachi was going to do his best to avoid him. Hell, he even did it outside Yu's timeline...]


I don't think he would, but that's a pretty bold move on her part. She barely even hid it this time.
fools_journey: (catface :3)

[personal profile] fools_journey 2013-03-03 04:09 pm (UTC)(link)
[ No she doesn't, but Minato finds it funny as hell, and he can't hate it too much, as reading Yosuke's advanced copy in the hospital had been a good distraction.


But senpai... what if both twins read it aloud to you? You can't ignore a terrible book read in stereo. ]
prototype_blues: (Pardon?)

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[personal profile] prototype_blues 2013-03-03 04:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes? Is there a problem with that?

[AT LEAST HE'S NOT CALLING IT FINE LITERATURE?]
fools_journey: (thumbs up)

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[personal profile] fools_journey 2013-03-03 04:15 pm (UTC)(link)
[ After everything that's happened lately, Minato has been pretty glum, but turning on his comp to hear this? Totally puts him in a better mood, at least for now. He'd clap if his COMP weren't still on his wrist, but he does give Yu a thumbs up and a bit of a very small grin. ]

You're right. That is the perfect music for this sort of thing.
gigglesnortpriestess: (attempting to cook)

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[personal profile] gigglesnortpriestess 2013-03-03 04:25 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm [Hic!] alright.

[Yu finally did it: he made Yukiko laugh so hard and so much that she got the one thing she never got while doing this: Hiccups. Don't mind her covering her mouth.]
all_wound_up: (enthralled)

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[personal profile] all_wound_up 2013-03-03 04:42 pm (UTC)(link)
[Just... watching this. Paying rapt attention. Yu, what are you doing to this poor robot's innocence.]
all_wound_up: (embarrassed)

VIdeo - 2/3 - I LIED

[personal profile] all_wound_up 2013-03-03 04:43 pm (UTC)(link)
[When he gets to the really naughty sounding part, steam begins to shoot out of Nano's ears, the key on her back loudly and quickly spinning in circles.]
all_wound_up: (startled)

3/3

[personal profile] all_wound_up 2013-03-03 04:44 pm (UTC)(link)
[And then he stops reading.]

W-wait...! Th-then what happened?
jumyouboshi: as i said (WHAT ✵ because of those words)

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[personal profile] jumyouboshi 2013-03-03 05:11 pm (UTC)(link)
[...

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.......Okay.]


Human culture has evolved in such intriguing ways.
photonicfighter: (Dakki upgrade - headtilt)

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[personal profile] photonicfighter 2013-03-03 05:12 pm (UTC)(link)
[Dakki had missed the first few moments of the network transmission, but it quickly caught her attention. It didn't sound like an announcement, or a question, but... a drama reading? A play? Oh! Someone reading a book.

She's listening quite intently, getting caught up in the story, but... well...]
photonicfighter: (Pouty and Perplexed)

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[personal profile] photonicfighter 2013-03-03 05:12 pm (UTC)(link)
[Then it escalates, so to speak. Oh dear. It was one of those kinds of books, then. She flicks her own video feed on, and is looking all sorts of different kinds of confused and uncomfortable.]

Are you really sure that you should be reading something like that on the public network? I'm not sure that's appropriate for all ages. [Beat.] Or all people. [Beat.] ...where did you get that?
meaningdies: (you who would seek power)

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[personal profile] meaningdies 2013-03-03 05:19 pm (UTC)(link)
The depths that ten-yen romance novel racks will dip to is indeed limitless. You have much to learn, young one.

[Meanwhile he's cracking up on his end, hence the text.]
meaningdies: (burdens of thought and patience)

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[personal profile] meaningdies 2013-03-03 05:39 pm (UTC)(link)
[Bring brain bleach and/or a vomit bag.]

There's worse on the internet, though.

[He has seen the depths of Fanfiction.Net FanWrite.Net, and it hurts.]

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