1st Victim ★ [text]

[unohana_hat]

Ju57 1n 71m3 f0r 7h3 N3w Y34r! Lucky m3~ 4649! ヾ(´￢｀)ﾉ

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((Just in time for the New Year! Lucky me~ 4649! ヾ(´￢｀)ﾉ
Obviously this isn't The World, so what's the deal? Personas for a start: WTT? Doubt there's any quests or dungeons around, so what's fun to do here?))

Comments

[complexdisorder]

It is a bit of a habit.
Do you always "liek" to spell like in such a unique manner?

[text]

[unohana_hat]

83c4u53 175 fun!

he's actually spelling worse to annoy her; I'm sorry XD;

[unohana_hat]

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[voice] fff don't mind the guy with no sense of humor

[themortalhalf]

[He could probably read that if he bothered to try—but then he saw the emoticon and decided it wasn't worth it. He's familiar with computers and text messaging, but he's never seen so much garbled bullshit since one of the six-year-old kids at his orphanage was given a bucket full of kana and numbers to screw around before being told to go n' create poetry.

And that, at least, had been cute.]

You tryin' to prove that you're a smart ass or what?

If you know you ain't back home, maybe you could get it through your head that a bunch of people besides you ain't from this world either, and wouldn't know what to make of that number shit you're typing, or how to read it.

And those people are the only ones that can access this network.

[For the most part, anyway.]

She can handle it.

[complexdisorder]

Lavender actually.

[Audio]

[faustianphantom]

Why must you type that way?

[text] Sora loves his type best. UwU

[unohana_hat]

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(("But they know the magic word. Didn't your mom teach you anything?"))

[text]

[unohana_hat]

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[Audio]

[faustianphantom]

I can't even comprehend what you are trying to say.

[text]

[unohana_hat]

Eh, can't be helped. ∠(*￣3￣)

Are new people always this popular?

[Audio]

[faustianphantom]

I wouldn't know. [He doesn't pay attention to that sort of thing.] I think you caught their attention.

[voice]

[themortalhalf]

[About fifteen minutes later.]

And?

Good decision

[unohana_hat]

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[text]

[unohana_hat]

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[text]

[unohana_hat]

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(("Bzzzzzt! Wrong answer. Try again?"))

[Audio]

[faustianphantom]

[Ugh, he is getting a headache.]

Desist or I will put words in your mouth.

[text]

[themortalhalf]

I'll be polite when you are.

[Though god knows if he even read any of those texts. When the text starts to look more like a barcode's inbred cousin than a message, he's less inclined to put in the effort.

The text is his way of a subtle compromise.]

[text] I can't believe they're age peers XD;

[unohana_hat]

Oops, nm. But now I'm curious! What words would you have chosen, huh?

[text]

[unohana_hat]

'/0|_| 573|273|) 17! （´＿｀）


(("You started it"))

[Audio] ...lmao omg.

[faustianphantom]

Embarrassing ones.

[text]

[unohana_hat]

Not very effective if it's obviously fake tho. ┐(´ー`)┌

[Audio]

[faustianphantom]

Who would know it was obviously fake?

[text]

[unohana_hat]

Because you just said publicly that you'd be putting embarrassing words in my mouth! You sabotaged yourself by telling me all that.

[Audio]

[faustianphantom]

[Oh this is going downhill fast. Ciel sighs audibly.]

If that was my original intention then you are correct. However, if all I wanted was for you to type coherently, I succeeded.

[text]

[unohana_hat]

All you had to do was say you couldn't read it, which you did. See, I'm a nice guy!