[ 02 ] ✯ [ Video ⋆ Intro 2.0?? ]

[abmoemination]

[ Hey folks, who remembers this girl? Even if you don't, she's ready to introduce herself in the best of ways possible: by completely ignoring the fact she was missing in the first place and diving right into the holidays. But wait, how does an alien lifeform know anything about human holidays? ]

'tis the season to be ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!! [ Spoilers: she doesn't. ]

That's the human tradition I researched desperately before my arrival to the planet Earth! You think if they were to come up with something memetic that it would at least make sense. Heed my advice, whimpering mortals. Translate something first before putting it on display for everyone to see. A translation error with so many notes, geez...

[ A gasp. ] Oh, but that's not why I'm contacting everyone. I wanted to show off my own bit of holiday spirit. Are you ready?

[ Without even waiting for an answer, she'll turn the watch around to show off a corner of her apartment. Oh look, it's a Christmas tree. Sorta.



It stands stationary in place although it might appear the tentacles are wriggling every so often. That's just a trick of the mind though, isn't it? ]

Doesn't this earn your favor, imouto? Oh, Mahiro, you should come by too♥ [ She pauses after that for a brief moment. ] Wait, do you even celebrate that holiday in this part of the world?

Comments

[Video]

[second_destiny]

W...wh...wha...

...What the hell is that thing?!

[Action]

[forkmylife]

['Twas the eleventh day before Christmas, and all through the town,
Mahiro's suddenly feeling hella down.

Rhyming is dead. Anyways, that's the reaction he would normally have, but he's actually reacting with... is it relief? Something similar, anyways. Not since the season finale has he really realized how much he missed Nyaruko. Not that he'll say it out loud. He decides to look for her, since he figures the trail of collateral should make it easy enough. More importantly, he has to confirm two things, the first being Nyaruko's presence, and the second being...]

You... really built it...

video;

[greatergone]

Is this the human tradition of Christmas, the worship of the son of the gue'la God-Emperor? I didn't realize he had so many...tentacles.

[video]

[hadronknight]

...pardon me if this offends you, ma'am, but is that tree... wriggling?

[How does he even respond to this...!]

Video

[ineedthemforanalyzing]

[Wait, a plant with tentacles?]

Something about that tree looks familiar...

voice

[threadspinner]

Oh, beautiful. Do tell me how you achieved such a nice tree.

[ The voice may not be familiar, but she sounds sincere and interested at the very least. ]

Video

[all_wound_up]

That's a very creative tree. What is that on the top...?

[video]

[greatseal]

Is that... a Mara tree? I didn't expect them to even sell things like that there...

[no it's not, but it's close enough for a reasonable mistake, right?]

[kagami_arrow]

[Hmm, the girl from the bookstore.]

I may not be familiar with 'Christmas', but I don't think that's normal for it.

That said, I'm... not surprised.

[video]

[primordial]

That's...an interesting choice of tree decorating. Um.

[But there's something more interesting here.]

You're not human?

[Video]

[complexdisorder]

Ck’yarnak ehye.

[Rose is surprised to meet another who speaks the language, and she tilts her head at the strange Christmas tree with a wry grin across her lips. Even if she has left her time of communing with the Elder Gods behind her, it is always fascinating to meet someone else with an interest in the occult.]

Your tree is quite interesting ...and festive.

[text]

[tyrantball]

...Desco will accept this as an apology.

BUT DESCO IS NOT YOUR LITTLE SISTER

{Video}

[til]

That's... What is that?

[Video]

[deathboss]

...the hell?

[What is going on, WHAT IS GOING ON...]