001 | [Text] | I was Worried I'd Wound up in a Cultural Wasteland.

[delinquentkun]

Sup, dudes and dudettes? Shinagawa Daichi here with a Super Important Question.

How many of you chumps don't come from a world that fell right out of a manga or somethin?

That means no:
Mutants
Vampires
Werewolves
Ghosts'n Goblins (lol)
Magic all up in your face
Evil plots to destroy the world
And whatever the fuck else I've forgotten to list

'cause I'm really startin to wonder - where all the normal people at? Y'know, ordinary high school students and shit! (」ﾟヘﾟ)」

And for the rest of you, how'd that work out for you? Do you, uh, miss it or whatever?

[ Filtered to Adachi Hana. ]

Yo, Adachi. How's life in the big city treatin you? (〜￣▽￣)〜

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[deathbylipstick]

No Not At All
Our Vampires Are Called Rainbow Drinkers And They Consume Blood Just Like Yours
Normal Trolls Dont Touch It At All Because Blood Is Disgusting
But Anyone Who Stands In The Sun Too Long Will Have Their Skin Burned Off In A Matter Of Minutes

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[delinquentkun]

Rainbow drinker sounds kinda...

[ What's the word he's looking for here? Oh yeah! ]

...lame. I mean, is it supposed to be scary? Sounds like they've got a mad Skittles addiction, not like they're the scourge of the night.

(That skin shit is gross by the way. Is that still a problem for you here?)

[electricyousei]

I guess. It depends on if this is ahead or below your technological curve from home.

[delinquentkun]

Way ahead for me. I'm guessin it's not up to 2200 standards?

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[deathbylipstick]

Well No You See It Is Actually Very Accurate
Though I Understand Why Humans Would Not See The Meaning Behind It
Our Species Blood Is Not Just Red Like Yours Is
There Are Twelve Different Blood Colours That A Troll Can Have And Some Are More Common Than Others
For Example My Blood Is Jade Green
The Same Color As This Text

And No Its Not A Problem
Your Sun Is Very Weak
I Actually Find Myself Cold Sometimes

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[delinquentkun]

[ Jeez. How did this turn into cultural show and tell? Not that Shinagawa minds. It's pretty interesting.

And he's glad this troll won't burn to death if they stand in the sunlight here. ]

So it's sorta like how humans have different blood types? Y'know - A, B, AB, and O. Some of them are rarer than others, even. How common is your blood colour?

(That's not a rude question, is it? Idk.)

Does your blood colour reflect your personality? That's how it's supposed to work with us.

[electricyousei]

Not really.

[delinquentkun]

You seem like you're copin with it just fine, though.

[electricyousei]

I haven't left my ship yet really.

[delinquentkun]

Like a spaceship or a boat or somethin?

[electricyousei]

The Nadesico operated in the Earth to Jupiter patrols so... Spaceship would be a good view of it.

[delinquentkun]

And yet can you believe they didn't even lemme bring my TV along with me? Where's the justice.

How big's your ship?

[electricyousei]

Roughly 300 meters long.

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[deathbylipstick]

My Blood Color Is Not Particularly High On The Spectrum But It Is Very Rare
Mostly Because Most Trolls Of My Blood Tend To Keep To Themselves
As For Personality
There Are Certain Social Stigmas And Expectations Attached To Some Castes But I Do Not Think That Blood Is The Be All End All For Ones Personality

here look I am tagging you back

[glasseschan]

Don't be silly! It is not as if she would stay with you, Shinagawa-kun!

oh sweet how unexpected

[delinquentkun]

But she'd probably stay with you. Then how would I avoid her?

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[delinquentkun]

Well naw, I didn't mean it has a huge impact on your personality or anything. Just a little bit.

Hey, what happens if you need a blood transfusion or something? D'they have to find another troll dude with jade blood or is it like mixin' paint?

[delinquentkun]

Where'd you even find the space to store something like that?

Pun not intended. At all.

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[deathbylipstick]

[Blood... transfusion?]

I Dont Know
I Have Never Had One

[electricyousei]

...I'm still working on that actually.

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[delinquentkun]

Oh, that's good. Me neither. Lucky us! （・◇・）

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[deathbylipstick]

Yes Lucky Us
If I May
What Would One Even Need A Blood Transfusion For Anyway

[delinquentkun]

A 300 metre long ship would be a little big for these apartments.

Well, good luck findin a place for it. I've got fuck all ideas for you. Sorry.

[electricyousei]

I'll find some place to land eventually.

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[guidemethroughit]

Thankfully, I am not. I am currently on a journey however, and I was on the same when I was back in my world.