darkbaptist: (I caused the apocalypse)
Hikawa ([personal profile] darkbaptist) wrote in [community profile] compnetwork2012-11-21 11:33 am

1st Conception - Video

[The communication starts with a hissing sound, like you'd hear in a low burn, and then focuses on the source of the noise: two skillets being set down on the burners of a stove. Around the counter viewers can make out cooking ingredients: a stick of butter, margerine, salt, eggs, chocolate, a whipping spoon. After a few seconds Hikawa begins to speak.]

As odd as it might seem to introduce myself in such a way, I would like to take a survey. A survey dealing on culinary tastes, you might say, to see what people would prefer.

It will be a simple choice focusing on two types of simple egg dishes. Most people seem to enjoy eggs, whether they be scrambled, poached, sunny side up, or what have you. But now matter how you might enjoy them there is a single base for all of them: butter.

[On camera the man takes a knife and, cutting a part from the block of butter, puts it into one of the skillets where it begins to melt.]

Not only does butter add flavor to the egg, but it keeps it from sticking to the pan and being burnt. But for the sake of those who perhaps don't like butter, let us try another substance to take its place. Let us say...chocolate.

[Hikawa breaks off a chunk of the chocolate in front of him and puts it in the other skillet. It begins to melt, sizzling a bit. Afterwards Hikawa breaks four eggs, putting two in each skillet and stirring each one as he continues to speak.]

While one might experiment in cooking, cooking also has rules that in the end cannot be denied if you want a satisfactory meal. You can replace some things in a dish, but you can't replace others, and if you go to far in your experimentation you make a dish none can enjoy instead of all.

So tell me. Which would you prefer. The eggs made with butter-

[He focuses the camera, showing a skillet of neat, well-made scrambled eggs.]

Or the dish made with chocolate?

[The other skillet, however, is not fairing so well. Much of the chocolate has burnt and stuck to the sides of the skillet, while turning the eggs it has mixed in an ugly brownish color. It seems to have failed as well to keep the eggs from sticking to the pan, as much of the eggs themselves is burnt into the metal of it, leaving streaks of white and yellow gunk along with burnt brown.]
a_pirate_meant_to_be: (What SERIOUSLY?)

[personal profile] a_pirate_meant_to_be 2012-11-23 08:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Boy, I can see you're a hit at parties.
nyxterious: (Only courage in the face of doubt)

[personal profile] nyxterious 2012-11-24 02:00 am (UTC)(link)
Do you really think so? Personally, I would stop. I don't think there's a point to being stubborn about something like that.
all_wound_up: (huh?)

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[personal profile] all_wound_up 2012-11-24 07:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, she is only eight years old, after all. She tries to put chocolate in lots of things.
second_destiny: (Serious)

[personal profile] second_destiny 2012-11-24 08:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay, fine. It's one I won't let happen if I can help it.
dame_tsuna: (Just what he's looking for)

[personal profile] dame_tsuna 2012-11-25 03:05 am (UTC)(link)
......

Has anyone picked the one made with chocolate?

[He doubts it.]
nyxterious: (Its brilliance)

[personal profile] nyxterious 2012-11-25 07:39 pm (UTC)(link)
I know before, there was something that I thought would never be possible, but then my friends proved that it was.

It wasn't because I was stubborn, either. It was just something that shouldn't have been possible, but... there was a miracle. Opinions are wonderful things. They can change, just like a person can. Even so, there are some opinions that never change, yes, but...

I think that's alright too. I don't see it as being stubborn, as much as having faith in your opinion. Even if it is holding an opinion out of stubbornness, isn't that wonderful? It's a sign of individuality. No one is the same.
booyaka_boom: (Curious Headtilt)

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[personal profile] booyaka_boom 2012-11-26 01:13 pm (UTC)(link)
*Selphie's staring with her mouth gaping open as she tried to concentrate on what he was saying. But all she knew was that Easter was a celebration that involved chocolate eggs and bunnies*

Sure... Do you like chocolate eggs?
all_wound_up: (curious)

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[personal profile] all_wound_up 2012-11-26 01:27 pm (UTC)(link)
[Haha... as the older of the two. Yes. That's it.]

I suppose so. Hakase is very intelligent for her age, but she's still a child in the end.
all_wound_up: (lecture)

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[personal profile] all_wound_up 2012-11-26 07:09 pm (UTC)(link)
That's true. She can be very difficult sometimes.
forceofnature: (Surprise)

[personal profile] forceofnature 2012-11-27 01:24 am (UTC)(link)
What?!

Whoever thought that was a good idea sniffed a few too many poppies. The world doesn't need men any more than it needs a bubonic plague. Why is it that everyone insists on thinking a bunch of walking apes is special somehow?
booyaka_boom: (Curious Headtilt)

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[personal profile] booyaka_boom 2012-11-27 04:48 pm (UTC)(link)
*blink*

So...how come you decided to mix chocolate and eggs up, if you don't even like chocolate in the first place?
rewindtime: (Default)

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[personal profile] rewindtime 2012-11-28 07:51 pm (UTC)(link)
There are some who could even make burnt chocolate and eggs into something worth celebrating.
Few, but some.

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