I don't think you understand how this whole process works. You can't simply go up to people and go, "Hi, I'm a God, join my cult." At best, they'll laugh at you, and at worst you'll find yourself in a nice enclosed pen. You have to ADVERTISE these sorts of things, dearie! Really sell it. There has to be a solid reason for humans to join your little party, you know! We're inherently VERY selfish creatures. Do we get a free toaster? What's your party platform? Things like that.

For the record... even if you DID advertise it to me I wouldn't be interested. Oh ho ho ho ho!