Yours doesn't start ranting and raving about how humans are obviously a font of perfection and they probably produce rainbows and sparkly snowflakes as waste and how dare I -- the goddess who created humans -- judge them when I should clearly just ignore all of the other 100 million species on the planet to let the poor humans go ahead with their plans of deforestation and mass pollution and global extinction.

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I can't actually see souls, by the way.