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compnetwork2012-11-04 05:12 pm
putonagoodshow) wrote in compnetwork2012-11-04 05:12 pm
Sagittarius Branch: Hiring [video]
Hello, everyone, and good evening.
[Typical lab background, typical labcoat- the only odd thing about Ideo today is that he's still sporting a bandage around his forehead.]
I wanted to formally extend an offer of employment, in light of all that has happened as of late. The Sagittarius Labs are dedicated to research and development in relation to demonic incidents- and we're looking for anyone and everyone who has any history in this subject, or even those willing to learn. I've spoken to the others, and we're in the process of contacting people for a job fair of sorts...but, well...
[Ideo gave an awkward sort of laugh.]
I figured I would get the jump on the competition? Speaking of, I have at least one hire, I know- Mr. Hotsuin, any time you can stop down, I can give you your COMP upgrade.
That is all, thank you.
[Typical lab background, typical labcoat- the only odd thing about Ideo today is that he's still sporting a bandage around his forehead.]
I wanted to formally extend an offer of employment, in light of all that has happened as of late. The Sagittarius Labs are dedicated to research and development in relation to demonic incidents- and we're looking for anyone and everyone who has any history in this subject, or even those willing to learn. I've spoken to the others, and we're in the process of contacting people for a job fair of sorts...but, well...
[Ideo gave an awkward sort of laugh.]
I figured I would get the jump on the competition? Speaking of, I have at least one hire, I know- Mr. Hotsuin, any time you can stop down, I can give you your COMP upgrade.
That is all, thank you.
[vid]
Then you claim to lack any sort of exhaust vent? Even if one is not speaking mechanically, it's sort of a fundamental thing for most life.
[YEAH THAT'S RIGHT, HE IS SO CALLING BULLSHIT ON YOUR EXISTENCE OKAY]
[vid]
[He thinks he's cleverly one-upping you, Ideo. In reality he's just screwing up Earth slang and making himself look worse.]
[vid]
Stunned silence.
...
And then a small, half-bit-back comment.]
No wonder so many young men are enamored with you...
[vid]
...what even, Ideo...]
Excuse me? What's that supposed to mean?
[vid]
I'll tell you when you're older~
[vid]
Human ideals of age and maturity are not analogous to those of Cybertronians. And even if they were, I've been around for aeons and have a vast wealth of experience to my name, so whatever you may be insinuating is highly unlikely to faze me.