otakuro: (Grin)
Atsuro Kihara ([personal profile] otakuro) wrote in [community profile] compnetwork2012-10-30 12:46 am

002 [Video/Public]

[The screen flickers on to a boy wearing an amused grin.]

Everyone!

I've got good news!  You're forgiven!  The angel I summoned said so himself; God would definitely forgive you in a heartbeat because man's heart is weak, as is his mind, and we're all, uh, susceptible to the workings of the Evil One, and even as we wallow in our filth and sin, we -- You know what, forget God; I forgive you.

Seriously, no one could possibly blame you for what happened last week even if some of us were lucky enough to be scorpion magnets.  Misery has it right - the important thing is to make sure that it doesn't happen again.  If you all missed the announcements from the higher-ups, the people who were affected most severely were Scorpios.  ...If you don't know what that means, in modern times on Earth - that's the 2000s - they were born when the Sun was in the sector of the sky dominated by the constellation Scorpio.  This makes no sense if you were born outside Earth or in a time when we didn't go in for ridiculous things like pretending arbitrary sky-pictures meant anything about our lives, but the important thing is that the sun transitions into Scorpio beginning on October 23rd.

Guess what last week was.

The next sign is Sagittarius.  The sun will shift into its sector on November 22nd.

So let's clear a few things out of the way - Everyone who was afraid, can you report in with your sign?  Same thing if you were a scorpion magnet, though maybe that's more of a subjective thing.  And everyone who's a Sagittarius, do you mind if we tie you to your beds from November, oh, 18th-ish to the 23rd?  Your choices are (Yes/Of course/Definitely).  If your name is Jun, (That's kinda kinky) works, too.  If you don't know your sign, Sagittarius goes from late November into late December - so the end of a harvest season into winter in the Northern hemisphere, and the end of spring into summer in the South.

I'll keep track of the data.  It's kinda my thing.

Oh -- this has nothing to do with anything, but I'm working in the computer labs of the university now.  Drop by if you ever need anything fixed or if you just want to say hi.
themortalhalf: ([Serious] ♞ tattered by design)

[personal profile] themortalhalf 2012-10-31 01:00 am (UTC)(link)
[He spent most of his time hiding in his closet fort like a damn six-year-old, so that would be a yes.]

Something like that.

[His voice is impassive, like a shrug. He doesn't enjoy admitting it, but hell if he wants the same thing to happen twice. And if it happens again and they can't stop it, being able to predict who will be affected is as good of an advantage as any.]
ihaveanannouncement: (pondering)

[personal profile] ihaveanannouncement 2012-10-31 01:12 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, you mean something like that happened before?

[Now that's troubling to hear.]
greyerrant: (Oathsworn Protector)

[personal profile] greyerrant 2012-10-31 01:25 am (UTC)(link)
It doesn't matter. It was still a failure.
belfire: (blank)

[personal profile] belfire 2012-10-31 01:46 am (UTC)(link)
He's about as straight as a slinky.

[And trying to get answers out of him was as frustrating as trying to keep a slinky going down the steps]

But I will. I need to get him something for his birthday too.
drakenguard: (suspicious side glance)

[personal profile] drakenguard 2012-10-31 01:48 am (UTC)(link)
I do know some sealing and shielding magic. However it is a bit difficult to utilise as it does rely on certain elements to work - and certain resources I do not possess right now.
themortalhalf: ([Mad] ♞ beyond the looking-glass)

[personal profile] themortalhalf 2012-10-31 03:10 am (UTC)(link)
[There's a pause, then:]

I know I'm a Leo.

I just know someone else who might've been under it. She's a Taurus.
echo_of_a_jedi: (blah blah blah Force Bonds)

[personal profile] echo_of_a_jedi 2012-10-31 03:27 am (UTC)(link)
I wish I could be more help, but I don't even remember what planet I was born on, or when my birthday is on Galactic Standard time. We all just had one big yearly ceremony at the Academy.
themortalhalf: ([Intelligence] ♞ silence is golden)

[personal profile] themortalhalf 2012-10-31 03:30 am (UTC)(link)
It's fine.

[He hadn't been exactly clear, either.

There's a longer pause as he mulls that over.]


What about compatibility?

[People were interested in that kind of crap, right? For their horoscopes and love matches and shit. He's sure plenty of girls did it back home. See if that pretty boy they'd been staring at all day long in class was a good match or a walking disaster. Not that all wasn't a bunch of bullshit in the log run, but the Full Moon Shadows had followed a theme, too.]
all_wound_up: (Default)

[personal profile] all_wound_up 2012-10-31 03:32 am (UTC)(link)
I think so. At least I'm not afraid of it anymore. Its name is Pinocchio.
themortalhalf: ([Spades] ♞ disillusioned)

[personal profile] themortalhalf 2012-10-31 03:42 am (UTC)(link)
Like those. What signs go best with which and don't. Like the Chinese zodiac does.

[But he doesn't know if there's a standard. Not like he picks up and reads these things on a daily basis or tries to divine his life based on how the stars are aligned. That's for other people.]

You're the one with the books.
whereibelong: (awkward turtle)

[personal profile] whereibelong 2012-10-31 03:45 am (UTC)(link)
[... yeah no that's still not making sense...]

Um... what is astrology? And constellations?

[She's nervous. Is... this something she's too old to be asking normally? She doesn't want to stick out in a place like this...]
echo_of_a_jedi: (we got this)

[personal profile] echo_of_a_jedi 2012-10-31 03:47 am (UTC)(link)
I was adopted by the Jedi Order at a very young age. Not quite infancy, but young enough everything before the Academy is a blur.

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