otakuro: (Grin)
Atsuro Kihara ([personal profile] otakuro) wrote in [community profile] compnetwork2012-10-30 12:46 am

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[The screen flickers on to a boy wearing an amused grin.]

Everyone!

I've got good news!  You're forgiven!  The angel I summoned said so himself; God would definitely forgive you in a heartbeat because man's heart is weak, as is his mind, and we're all, uh, susceptible to the workings of the Evil One, and even as we wallow in our filth and sin, we -- You know what, forget God; I forgive you.

Seriously, no one could possibly blame you for what happened last week even if some of us were lucky enough to be scorpion magnets.  Misery has it right - the important thing is to make sure that it doesn't happen again.  If you all missed the announcements from the higher-ups, the people who were affected most severely were Scorpios.  ...If you don't know what that means, in modern times on Earth - that's the 2000s - they were born when the Sun was in the sector of the sky dominated by the constellation Scorpio.  This makes no sense if you were born outside Earth or in a time when we didn't go in for ridiculous things like pretending arbitrary sky-pictures meant anything about our lives, but the important thing is that the sun transitions into Scorpio beginning on October 23rd.

Guess what last week was.

The next sign is Sagittarius.  The sun will shift into its sector on November 22nd.

So let's clear a few things out of the way - Everyone who was afraid, can you report in with your sign?  Same thing if you were a scorpion magnet, though maybe that's more of a subjective thing.  And everyone who's a Sagittarius, do you mind if we tie you to your beds from November, oh, 18th-ish to the 23rd?  Your choices are (Yes/Of course/Definitely).  If your name is Jun, (That's kinda kinky) works, too.  If you don't know your sign, Sagittarius goes from late November into late December - so the end of a harvest season into winter in the Northern hemisphere, and the end of spring into summer in the South.

I'll keep track of the data.  It's kinda my thing.

Oh -- this has nothing to do with anything, but I'm working in the computer labs of the university now.  Drop by if you ever need anything fixed or if you just want to say hi.
pastalishe: (is now really the time for lollipops)

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[personal profile] pastalishe 2012-10-30 03:37 pm (UTC)(link)
What on earth are you babbling about? Angels? Gods? Forgiveness? I hardly see how that relates to happened last week. If you're asking for personal information, you shouldn't hedge it with such nonsense.

My world doesn't follow the calendar you're referencing. However, by referring to my ID card, I can see that my natural birthday falls underneath the sign you call "Leo." [... ... and she was a complete paranoid mess during the event! But, details.]
greatseal: (forgive me)

[personal profile] greatseal 2012-10-30 04:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Probably not. I could tell you about the Tarot, but I never had any reason to research zodiac signs before.
all_wound_up: (sad)

[personal profile] all_wound_up 2012-10-30 04:22 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm not sure... I spent the whole time hiding in my room after you and the others helped me.

[She seems pretty ashamed of it, too.]
electricyousei: (Ruri pondering)

[personal profile] electricyousei 2012-10-30 04:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Understood. Just sometimes its easier to organize thoughts with a proper holographic relay over the machines they have here.

Consider the offer open either way.
demifemme: (Shura - Casual angry)

[personal profile] demifemme 2012-10-30 05:07 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't want your stupid angel-based salvation, they're nothing but murderers.

Also you may absolutely not tie me to anything.
ihaveanannouncement: (let's go out)

[personal profile] ihaveanannouncement 2012-10-30 06:44 pm (UTC)(link)
[Well then, guess she'll need to break out the fortune-telling books again. But this time, it'll be for a different purpose.]

I'm a Libra. Um, the phenomenon didn't affect me, so I guess the same goes for other Libras.
theothermist: (pic#3831994)

[personal profile] theothermist 2012-10-30 06:51 pm (UTC)(link)
[Welp.]

... I'll see if barricading myself into my room will work.
belfire: (bwuh?!)

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[personal profile] belfire 2012-10-30 07:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Wha- are you saying I'm gonna flip out and turn into a psycho next month?!
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[personal profile] drakenguard 2012-10-30 07:19 pm (UTC)(link)
This data is extremely interesting. Astrology Signs have been used in history for multiple rituals regarding demonic summoning, but never have I heard of them causing people to undergo severe personality changes.

[Perhaps someone had been meddling in magic? Cursing those of a certain astrology sign and those with an affinity for them...?]
belfire: (flat look)

[personal profile] belfire 2012-10-30 07:26 pm (UTC)(link)
[You forgot his birthday? You jerk. Kazuya gives Atsuro a very unimpressed look]

Okay? Were you around for the whole thing, Atsuro? Naoya went around attacking everything like a lunatic. I'm not really looking forward to possibly jumping you and trying to rip your head off because I was born under a stupid constellation.

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