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[epicbraille]

[ Snake is familiar enough with the COMP to respond to audio and video posts, but text posts have eluded him. Until now. ]

I'm giving the voice to text function a try. How does it look, is it accurate enough? Hello world! Smiley face

[ It's great being a Virgo. None of this event nonsense really matters. You can spend all day making posts like this one.

Of course he's going to use voice > text for his responses. Thank goodness technology is flawless and there'll be no typos or tricky homophones to deal with. ]

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it's discriminatory, honestly.

[hetried]

Oh, guess that makes sense. [Since he's done that for the most part himself.]

Wait, so. Are you blind?

The sooner Hinoto-Ri has SJWs the better, really.

[epicbraille]

As the proverbial bat.

[ Snake being Snake, he doesn't sound in the least bit troubled by his condition. ]

They'll make the surprise third faction and just attack everybody.

[hetried]

Seriously?

[Hm... yeah he didn't know what he was expecting! Not like he had talked to this guy beyond a phone...watch... mini computer screen.]

You living by yourself? If I didn't know you were trying to voice to text thing I would've thought you were totally normal...

But that implies SJWs do more harm than good.

[epicbraille]

I've been living on my own since I arrived here a short while ago, but a friend from back home moved in next door not too long ago. Although...I suppose I could be living with a very quiet squatter.

[ He sounds super serious about this. ]

It's a very divided faction.

[hetried]

[Serious you may be, but Daichi still chuckles.]

If they've managed to be that quiet, I think they deserve to hang around just for the sheer effort that's taken.

Saying divided is problematic because some people aren't good at maths.

[epicbraille]

If they're waiting for an opportunity to do me in, as it were, then I'd rather they scurry off and find their own apartment.

[ At least he's joking. Although, sometimes, it can be hard to tell with Snake. ]

However, there is no one else in this apartment but my good self.

mathematical abelism?

[hetried]

[wow dude, that was kind of...grim...]

Er, yeah, I think if they were trying to kill you that'd be a whole other matter... [YEP he's not sure if this guy is joking or not.]

Well uh. Glad to know you won't be getting murdered in your sleep any time soon?

With them, multiplication is off the table.

[epicbraille]

Never say never...

[ These things happen, right? All the time, even! ]

If you don't hear from me for too long, please alert the authorities. You're my only hope.

I guess fractions are out

[hetried]

[He let out another laugh.] Don't worry, I'll be sure to call them the morning something happens! You better make sure to use that voice to text enough though so I know something's wrong whent he posting mysteriously stops.