Man, you're wordy. Words words words. I can't even read this because my eyeballs just skitter down the text until they slam into place at the question mark!
Thanks for including that, by the way, because if you had forgotten that my eyeballs would have never stopped skittering and I'd never be able to read again, and I think we can all agree that would be a [i]terrible thing[/i]. Just [i]terrible[/i].
Anyway, from the general tone of the text, I kind of get the feeling you spend a lot of time in coffee houses and such, so could you tell me where the good ones are?
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Man, you're wordy. Words words words. I can't even read this because my eyeballs just skitter down the text until they slam into place at the question mark!
Thanks for including that, by the way, because if you had forgotten that my eyeballs would have never stopped skittering and I'd never be able to read again, and I think we can all agree that would be a [i]terrible thing[/i]. Just [i]terrible[/i].
Anyway, from the general tone of the text, I kind of get the feeling you spend a lot of time in coffee houses and such, so could you tell me where the good ones are?