[Junpei finally got the video going again, this time turning the feed on his lovely face.]

I just got woken up by a half-naked flying woman with goat horns, because I was asleep on a park bench. It has been a very long I-lost-track-of hours, okay?

[You didn't even laugh at the christmas-themed pun. :'(]

What the hell are you doing here, anyway?