video!

[reliving_days]

[The video feed turns on to the upside down face of a little boy peering directly into the camera. The view shakes wildly as he appears to be figuring out his new toy.]

Hello? Is that little light supposed to be blinking? How is even doing that...?

[There's more spinning as he finally manages to turn it right side up.]

Oh! Um, if you can hear me, hi! My name is Link. I'm here to help you all protect the city! That's why we're been brought here, right? I know I look small, but I'm good at protecting things! I promise to do my best!

I have a feeeew questions before I get started, though. I saw a fairy a little while ago! Does that mean there's a fairy fountain nearby? I would love to meet this place's Great Fairy! I bet she helps protect the city, too!

One more thing! Has anyone seen my friend, Epona? She's a horse, red with white on her hooves and mane and tail. She was with me before I woke up here, but now I can't seem to find her. If you've seen her, please tell me! I'm a little worried. Thank you!

[There's some more shaking as he fiddles with the watch.] Wait... now how do I turn it o- [And the video switches off.]

Comments

[video]

[phantom_envoy]

The fairies? Are you kidding?

Try 'annoy the city' and you'll be a little closer to the right ballpark. Whatever you think about fairies in your world, you might want to just... throw it out the window.

[video]

[reliving_days]

Oh, I've met annoying fairies before. I guess she wasn't that annoying, but- There's gotta be some nice ones, too!

[phantom_envoy]

It's probably more trouble than it's worth to find one that's not going to pester you. Or lock you in a room somewhere with a girl.

[reliving_days]

...Faires can do that here?

[phantom_envoy]

It's not 'can' they do that, it's 'how often' will they do that? I'm hoping the answer's not 'more than once a year' or else it's going to get old pretty fast.

[reliving_days]

Well that's depressing to hear.

[phantom_envoy]

...I'm not sure I'm invested enough in fairy antics to feel depressed about it, but 'annoying's definitely up there.

[reliving_days]

It's depressing when you're used to nice fairies.

[phantom_envoy]

Well. I'm thinking the moral relativism of fairies isn't going to be your main problem while you're here...