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[prettytamer]

[Have you ever seen a dolphin trying on a wig at the costume shop?

Now you have, because Midori thinks this is hilarious enough to snap a picture of and put on the network. It's a long blond wig, for the record.]

Today is turning out great already!

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[prettytamer]

[Midori nods and picks a fish vendor at random.] Excuse me! Can you tell us what fish dolphins like?

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[cykedfists]

Oh my god! that's cute!

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[prettytamer]

I know, right? Super cute!

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[cykedfists]

Have you tried other wigs on it?

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[dekillerqueen]

[This is ridiculous. TODAY IS RIDICULOUS.]

What in the world is going on?

[jonathandammit]

[...Literally what.]

I don't think they're supposed to be there.

[prettytamer]

Are you going to tell them that?

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[prettytamer]

I think it's dolphin day or something? I've seen a lot of them.

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[prettytamer]

No, do you think they'd look even better?

[jonathandammit]

[...And he was all ready to go out today, too.

Instead, he's sitting in his apartment with shut windows and checking the network for lack of anything else that wasn't full of DOLPHIN to do.]

They are demons, right? Are you sure they're not possibly hostile?

[prettytamer]

Most demons in the city aren't hostile. That radio announcer sounded like he was getting harassed a little, but... Anyway, if I was looking to pick a fight, I wouldn't go to a costume shop for it.

[jonathandammit]

Still, their manner of flooding the city from nowhere is rather worrying.

[THEY'RE FUCKING EVERYWHERE.

WHAT IF THEY'RE PLANNING AN INVASION, MAN.

Look, Jonathan still has a prejudice against demons, and a horde of flying strange-aquatic-mammal demons are still a horde of demons.]

[prettytamer]

If they don't go away I'll start to worry.

[dekillerqueen]

I am afraid that doesn't quite explain things.

[prettytamer]

I don't really know what's going on either, sorry.

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[cykedfists]

Maybe. Hmm.... What other wigs are there?

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[prettytamer]

All kinds! This shop's got a really wide range of colors, and they're good quality, too. Kind of pricy, but you can't have everything.

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[cykedfists]

Hmm... I might have to come down.

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[prettytamer]

Do you cosplay too?

[dekillerqueen]

This is not a typical occurrence, then.

[prettytamer]

Nope! First time I've seen it.

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[cykedfists]

Cosplay?

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[prettytamer]

Dress up as characters.

[dekillerqueen]

You seem quite nonchalant about it.

[prettytamer]

There's weirder stuff than flying dolphins here.