melodyoflogic: (Hizumi please)
Ayumu Narumi ([personal profile] melodyoflogic) wrote in [community profile] compnetwork2014-02-03 05:40 am

[video] Second Logic

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[A certain minty-haired Visitor is on the screen today, his arm around the shoulders of a brown haired kid who may be familiar to some. Judging by the voices in the background, there’s about four people in all, even if they aren’t all visible on the camera yet.]

Hey! Lately, people have been coming by the Detective Agency thinking it’s functional again. At first we turned down requests since we’re obviously not detectives, but...

Well, maybe you should say it instead, Ayumu?


[Ayumu is pretty much resigned at this point, though his expression clearly seems to have some doubts about the wisdom of this idea. They were a bunch of kids and a tanuki, after all. Who’d go looking to them for help?]

This was your idea, not mine.

[There’s some yelling from off-screen.]

But it sounds like fun!

[Ayumu’s response is muttered.]

If anyone’s even interested...

But it’s like being a super-awesome spy!

[While they keep bickering amongst themselves, a certain assistant waltzes up to the feed and waves in that wonderfully cutesy fashion of hers. Yup, it’s Hiyono, alright.]

Ahem--what they’re trying to say is, we’re now open for business! I’ve even set up an inbox for you to send all of your requests to~

Right, right. And you were going to spread rumors too, weren’t you, Hiyono?

Mm-hmm! [The agreement is punctuated with her ever present smile -- and wait, is she proverbially sparkling as she does?] To be honest, I haven’t really worked with rumors that come true, but I guess there’s a first for everything, right?

[The look on the brown haired teen’s face is just a little wary. Ayumu could only imagine how much she was going to enjoy that….]

Well, you heard them. We’ll take on jobs if you have them in our spare time.

[There’s suddenly a tanuki squeezing his face into this shot. Except he’s in human form but whatever.]

Just try to make them interesting ones!

[Joint post! Responses will come from one of the four or more: Ayumu, Hizumi, Hiyono or Taro. Lots of threadjacking will be happening, most likely.]
tyrantball: (FINAL BOSS POWER)

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[personal profile] tyrantball 2014-02-03 02:09 pm (UTC)(link)
"Oh! Hizumi! You and your harem are going into the detective business?"

DESCO IS SO EXCITED

"Desco will make you a detective outfit!"
bondsofsuffering: ([Question] fearful heart try)

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[personal profile] bondsofsuffering 2014-02-03 02:13 pm (UTC)(link)
[Setting aside the outfit first...]

...Harem? Where did that come from?
empiricalpride: (Default)

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[personal profile] empiricalpride 2014-02-03 02:13 pm (UTC)(link)
An interesting proposition. After all, in a city like this, there is no doubt much worthy of investigation on both mundane and paranormal levels. But what qualifications and experience, exactly, do you have? I have no doubt of your enthusiasm, you've demonstrated that much: but enthusiasm alone will not solve a case.
Edited 2014-02-03 14:13 (UTC)
thatsasecret: (Wat.)

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[personal profile] thatsasecret 2014-02-03 02:14 pm (UTC)(link)
"W-W-W-W-W-W-W-WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!?"

No eardrums were blown out in the making of this scream.
tyrantball: (Bzuh)

[personal profile] tyrantball 2014-02-03 02:14 pm (UTC)(link)
"Huh? Didn't your girlfriend tell you that Desco has penetrated your disguise? Desco knows you are a super-rare male succubus, the Ultra Gigolo!"
tyrantball: (Bzuh)

[personal profile] tyrantball 2014-02-03 02:16 pm (UTC)(link)
"Why are you acting so shocked? We've already been over this, Miss Easily Seduced!"
bondsofsuffering: ([Sigh] Losing everything was)

[personal profile] bondsofsuffering 2014-02-03 02:17 pm (UTC)(link)
[He's just gonna

paaaaaaause and turn towards Hiyono. You wanna explain this one to the class?
]
hachitaro: (unsure.)

[personal profile] hachitaro 2014-02-03 02:18 pm (UTC)(link)
...

"I am not part of a harem!"

He's older than all of them put together sob.
tyrantball: (Default)

[personal profile] tyrantball 2014-02-03 02:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Desco is staring with narrowed eyes.

"Are you suuuuure?"
hachitaro: (danger.)

[personal profile] hachitaro 2014-02-03 02:20 pm (UTC)(link)
"... Well for one they're all way younger than me."
Edited 2014-02-03 14:20 (UTC)
hachitaro: (playful.)

[personal profile] hachitaro 2014-02-03 02:22 pm (UTC)(link)
[Taro perks up at the question.]

Well, for one, two of us are certified geniuses!

[Not him though. Unfortunately.]

And I personally have pretty extensive experience in information retrieval and tailing people.
tyrantball: (Default)

[personal profile] tyrantball 2014-02-03 02:24 pm (UTC)(link)
"Desco is four and she has a harem! So this is obviously the same thing!"
hachitaro: (suspicious.)

[personal profile] hachitaro 2014-02-03 02:25 pm (UTC)(link)
"You probably shouldn't have a harem at that age..."
thatsasecret: (I TOLD YOU; THAT'S A SECRET!)

[personal profile] thatsasecret 2014-02-03 02:25 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't know either! [FRANTIC FLAILING AT HIZUMI.] She just went on and on about you being a male succubus, complete with bust and hips!

[...what.]
Edited 2014-02-03 14:27 (UTC)
tyrantball: (stuuuuupid!)

[personal profile] tyrantball 2014-02-03 02:26 pm (UTC)(link)
"The Final Boss does what she wants!"
tyrantball: (Default)

[personal profile] tyrantball 2014-02-03 02:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Sage nod.

"Of course! How else would you explain all you humans getting over your weird monogamy hangups if he wasn't a succubus?"

Slight pause.

"Oh, uh, Ultra Gigolo? Desco is pretty sure your breasts will get bigger if you drink a lot of milk!"
hachitaro: (Default)

[personal profile] hachitaro 2014-02-03 02:29 pm (UTC)(link)
... It's probably better not to ask.

"Anyway, I'm not in anyone's harem. They're more like my little siblings."

Well, Hizumi and Ayumu are. Hiyono gets brought in by association.
Edited 2014-02-03 14:29 (UTC)
tyrantball: (Bzuh)

[personal profile] tyrantball 2014-02-03 02:30 pm (UTC)(link)
"...wow, that's too kinky even for Desco."
bondsofsuffering: ([Think] out of it)

[personal profile] bondsofsuffering 2014-02-03 02:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Ayumu, you're selling yourself short here, aren't you? I mean, you were the one solving those murder cases with the miss, weren't you?

I'll help out where I can, but Ayumu's pretty qualified just by himself.

[He is the younger brother of one of the greatest detectives.]
thatsasecret: (I TOLD YOU; THAT'S A SECRET!)

[personal profile] thatsasecret 2014-02-03 02:31 pm (UTC)(link)
"Taro! Not helping!"

FLAILFLAILFLAILFLAILFLAIL--SOMEONE HELP HER.
hachitaro: (unsure.)

[personal profile] hachitaro 2014-02-03 02:31 pm (UTC)(link)
"... I mean it would be if I was interested in sleeping with them. But I'm not, so it's not."

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