[You need your manly rough and tumble reputation for when she forces you to dress like a girl I mean what?]

It... wasn't very clever to appear above the pool, though. I'm guessing it wasn't your original plan, huh?

[She would have used some foolish ninja walk on water mumbo jumbo, but obviously he couldn't because he's not a super awesome gag manga ninja.]

At least you weren't the only one, right?