001 [Audio]

[epicbraille]

[ Bucking the trend that seems to have gripped the network these days, there's a new audio post for you all to enjoy.

The man behind the post happens to be blind, but he's only keeping things limited to audio until he has a better idea of what this city and it's inhabitants are like.

Still, he sounds friendly enough. Even if he is just a little straight to the point. ]

Greetings all, Snake here. I arrived in Hinoto-Ri earlier today and a few important questions have only just crossed my mind.

[ Pause for thought. ]

Does relying on a Persona too much have any unpleasant side-effects?

Also, I know each apartment building has 10 rooms per floor, but how many floors does each building have? And are the apartment buildings identical to one another?

My apologies for asking so many questions right off the bat, but I assure you they're important.

Let me know. I'm not going anywhere.

[ You can hear the smile in his voice as he cuts the feed. ]

Comments

[epicbraille]

[ Ew. It's like he's spitting smashed up face everywhere. ]

The only reason I can't pick Clover is because she's the most obvious choice, Santa. Even you must've known that when you asked.

[ He takes a much more polite bite of pizza, and waits until he's finished chewing to speak. Manners cost nothing, much like this pizza. ]

You can't pick June because she's the most obvious choice for you to make, and you can't pick Clover to avoid you playing the self sacrifice card. I can hear it now, something like...

Oh, I'd bring in Clover to make you happy, Snake.

I wouldn't believe it for a second.

[getoutclaus]

The reason you can't pick clover is because she's Clover.

[Siiiiigh. He's out of Pizza now, so he moves onto his Soda Pop.]

But if I couldn't pick Akane then I sure as hell wouldn't pick Clove to do your ass a favour. Get over yourself, man.

[He gives it a bit of thought and...]

Lotus or Seven, I guess.

[epicbraille]

[ Soda Pop. Really, Chris?

Snake still has plenty of pizza left. He's a slow eater, you see. Maybe he'll share if Santa asks nicely. ]

Oh, you definitely wouldn't pick Clover, especially not for my benefit. I'm glad we can agree on that. But since this is all hypothetical, I wouldn't put it past you to say you'd bring Clover along when you'd really rather see Seven or Lotus again instead.

[ But before he can hear Santa's reasoning behind those two in particualr, there's a more important issues that must be addressed.

Although let's face it, the only other options are Ace, Clover, Junpei, June, or the 9th Man. The question answers itself. ]

What do you have against Clover all of a sudden? I'd never say anything rude about your sister.

[getoutclaus]

[Sody pop, then. Better?]

You know me so well, Snake. I'm actually a little ashamed of myself over here.

As for Clover? She's just... she's a little bit clingy, loud and rude. Plus I was kidding.

[Also June is an angel so there.]

[epicbraille]

[ Much better.

And hey now, June is an angel alright. An angel...of death.

Spooky sound effects. ]

Hm, perhaps you should've chosen a better audience.

[ Does he sound annoyed? He's not. He's just messing. ]

Now if you're done kidding around, I have a favour to ask of you.

[getoutclaus]

I wish I could have chose my audience.

[siiiiiipppp]

Yeah, what's up?

[epicbraille]

Could you describe the Communication Watch to me? I can tell it has 16 keys, so I assume the keyboard will be similar to a cellphone. However, I'm unable to decipher the letter mapping for myself. Did you know there has never been an established standard of letter mapping when it comes to keypads?