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compnetwork2012-10-08 06:01 pm
epicbraille) wrote in compnetwork2012-10-08 06:01 pm
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001 [Audio]
[ Bucking the trend that seems to have gripped the network these days, there's a new audio post for you all to enjoy.
The man behind the post happens to be blind, but he's only keeping things limited to audio until he has a better idea of what this city and it's inhabitants are like.
Still, he sounds friendly enough. Even if he is just a little straight to the point. ]
Greetings all, Snake here. I arrived in Hinoto-Ri earlier today and a few important questions have only just crossed my mind.
[ Pause for thought. ]
Does relying on a Persona too much have any unpleasant side-effects?
Also, I know each apartment building has 10 rooms per floor, but how many floors does each building have? And are the apartment buildings identical to one another?
My apologies for asking so many questions right off the bat, but I assure you they're important.
Let me know. I'm not going anywhere.
[ You can hear the smile in his voice as he cuts the feed. ]
The man behind the post happens to be blind, but he's only keeping things limited to audio until he has a better idea of what this city and it's inhabitants are like.
Still, he sounds friendly enough. Even if he is just a little straight to the point. ]
Greetings all, Snake here. I arrived in Hinoto-Ri earlier today and a few important questions have only just crossed my mind.
[ Pause for thought. ]
Does relying on a Persona too much have any unpleasant side-effects?
Also, I know each apartment building has 10 rooms per floor, but how many floors does each building have? And are the apartment buildings identical to one another?
My apologies for asking so many questions right off the bat, but I assure you they're important.
Let me know. I'm not going anywhere.
[ You can hear the smile in his voice as he cuts the feed. ]
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Alright let's go find us a little slice of heaven.
[annnnd time for a time skip, clearly. Funnily enough, before Snake knows it, they'll be sitting in the restraunt with their food infront of them. Time flies when you're having fun.]
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Don't worry, Santa. I'm not going to force you to bring me to dinner every day. Just until I know where I'm going.
[ He starts eating without further fanfare. ]
So how's life in Hinoto-Ri, aside from what we've already discussed?
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[Chew chew chew tasty pizza]
You know we can go home whenever, right? I'm just sticking around to see how this shit goes down, seems like some interesting stuff.
I don't have a job yet, though, and obviously I don't have much cash on me. And aside from you I'm the only one of us here that I know of.
Good enough for you?
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Er, encountered. ]
You're rather wealthy back home, aren't you? It must be difficult to adjust even if most things have been provided for us.
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[Pizza tasty chew chew chew]
But yeah I was loaded enough back home, did Junpei tell you that? What a fucking blabbermouth that boy is.
[And that reminds him,]
Speaking of the man himself; if any of the others show up then who do you hope it is next? And you can't pick Clover.
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Probably a bad analogy on two levels there. My bad. ]
In that case, I'd have to pick Junpei.
[ He's a strong independent protag who don't need no man. Plus he's fun. ]
Your turn. You can't pick June and you can't pick Clover.
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insert parody body gore description of the table covered in globs of pizza dough here]Fuck that noise, the only reason you can't pick Clover is because she was the most annoying person in that place.
[Chew.]
Apart from the old maid.
[Plus she did wear any pantsu; come on snake control your sister.]
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The only reason I can't pick Clover is because she's the most obvious choice, Santa. Even you must've known that when you asked.
[ He takes a much more polite bite of pizza, and waits until he's finished chewing to speak. Manners cost nothing, much like this pizza. ]
You can't pick June because she's the most obvious choice for you to make, and you can't pick Clover to avoid you playing the self sacrifice card. I can hear it now, something like...
Oh, I'd bring in Clover to make you happy, Snake.
I wouldn't believe it for a second.
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[Siiiiigh. He's out of Pizza now, so he moves onto his Soda Pop.]
But if I couldn't pick Akane then I sure as hell wouldn't pick Clove to do your ass a favour. Get over yourself, man.
[He gives it a bit of thought and...]
Lotus or Seven, I guess.
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Snake still has plenty of pizza left. He's a slow eater, you see. Maybe he'll share if Santa asks nicely. ]
Oh, you definitely wouldn't pick Clover, especially not for my benefit. I'm glad we can agree on that. But since this is all hypothetical, I wouldn't put it past you to say you'd bring Clover along when you'd really rather see Seven or Lotus again instead.
[ But before he can hear Santa's reasoning behind those two in particualr, there's a more important issues that must be addressed.
Although let's face it, the only other options are Ace, Clover, Junpei, June, or the 9th Man. The question answers itself. ]
What do you have against Clover all of a sudden? I'd never say anything rude about your sister.
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You know me so well, Snake. I'm actually a little ashamed of myself over here.
As for Clover? She's just... she's a little bit clingy, loud and rude. Plus I was kidding.
[Also June is an angel so there.]
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And hey now, June is an angel alright. An angel...of death.
Spooky sound effects. ]
Hm, perhaps you should've chosen a better audience.
[ Does he sound annoyed? He's not. He's just messing. ]
Now if you're done kidding around, I have a favour to ask of you.
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[siiiiiipppp]
Yeah, what's up?
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