[ Santa being behind this wasn't something Snake had considered. The Nonary Game was something he and June were able to accomplish with a lot of money, years of planning, and a conveniently empty building out in the middle of nowhere. Even Snake could see that Hinoto-Ri was different.

As for this turning into a Q&A session with everyone's favourite sarcastic albino? Snake doesn't see how that could go wrong. ]

Wow. You're kind of putting me on the spot here, Santa. There's a lot I'd like to ask but I'm not sure where to start...

[ Have you ever heard of the Paradox of Choice? ]

We could start with Persona. Have you ever used yours for anything other than everyday stuff?

[ Missions, fighting demons, secretly working for the bad guys. Stuff like that. ]