Well I don't have any questions to ask you right now, but I'll be sure to ask you the three questions you can't refuse when I need to.

[Seems like a good deal, right?]

But back up to the fourth question you asked for a second - and this one I'll give you for free - haven't you ever heard of Saint Nicholas?

[If you show any - or no - interest then he will infodump all over you. Beware.]