[text] the best way to arrive is by ambulance

[palletless]

um hello, my name is red
i'm currently staying at the hospital right now i guess?
thank you for taking care of me but

i'm sort of confused
am i hallucinating all this or what
i need to contact my mom

Comments

mutation skill- beat someone's face in with the piggy bank, instant KO

[palletless]

[Sssshhhh, the longer it takes for him to fall in to the pit trap of numbers: the game, the more likely he is to NOT get pissy about it!]

i guess so
i mean, pokemon can't talk
not really anyway

and a trainer has to defeat all their regions gym leaders- masters of a specific pokemon type -to even get to challenge the league champ
it's a big deal but i don't really want it to be
hopefully someday someone will challenge me and the baton will get passed
that's how it works

but that implies she'll be useful and not a money wasting dead weight :o

[getoutclaus]

Lemme guess; honour stops you from just taking a dive and passing the torch that way?

I guess if it's as big a pain as you seem to think it is it'd be less like passing the torch and more using the torch to light someone on fire.

[palletless]

i wouldn't be champion if i didn't enjoy battling
it would be like really wanting to become a baker, then giving up once you're successful

i guess there's just aspects of it i wasn't...anticipating
i was in it to prove me and my team could do it
i didn't want to become a political cop