I know, I heard it... But what if you get a songwriter to write something for you, but no singer? We'll have a backup plan.

Hang on. [And he'll go listen to the voice clip off the private line to avoid audio feedback. It isn't polished and doesn't elicit strong emotion like a real musician would, but it doesn't make him want to tear his hair out either.]

Okay, yeah..! You--err, we-- [we,because he feels responsible, he feels like they should at least be a team on this]-- could probably sing something short if nobody steps up. We should probably try to write something too, in case a singer volunteers who doesn't write their own lyrics.