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Network News, August 26th
Nothing but the Truth
No matter what we tried typing in here, it always came out like this! We don't understand it. We think it might be the work of a demon, but if we could, we'd blame it on the Visitors because it's much better for ratings to blame the Visitors than blame ourselves for our problems.[...Read More...]
Where WAS Leo?
After Taurus and Scorpio, everyone was expecting Leo to be the next Zodiac Monster. When asked, a M.A.G.I. scientist just shrugged and answered "Hell if I know, we're just going on this blindly." Regardless, the new magic-based jail cells are now waiting for the next opportunity to be used, although in this humble reporter's opinion it's going to work fuck all and [...Read More...]
Chicks Dig Giant Robots
We admit it. As much as we write about the giant Visitor robots's possibility of destroying the city and what remains of it, we are always giddy about them and [...Read More...]
I Wish We Could Go Around Worlds Like the Visitors
I am so jealous of them so please read my 25,000 word explanation as to why I wish I could come from another world myself and have Persona Powers [...Read More...]
Visitor Statistics Made for Dramatic Moments
It hits on a bigger impact when we say a certain percentage of people interviewed are for or against them. However the numbers tend to be a set line and not a dramatic curve. People actually know that they are helping by now, no one's that stupid after a year. [...Read More...]
To All Those Wondering...
There are crocodiles in the sewer system, Santa Claus is a demon and he's real, there's no microchips in your food and the government isn't made of mindless robots. [...Read More...]
Rumor Office to Go Bankrupt If This Continues
"Sometimes the truth sucks", admit the liaison of rumormongers. "Might have to get an actual job." [...Read More...]
No One Really Likes the Junes Saga
"We're caught in the groupie movement," a tearful fan admits. "I always thought it was nothing more than cheap porn, but since all my friends liked it, I just went along! I feel so bad about the time I tried to cop a feel on that Yosuke guy!" More girls admit that they are glad the last book is coming out so they can stop talking about it and [...Read More...]
Shocking News! Mayor Prefers Dogs, Can't Stand Furry Felines
In what may be the most well-kept secret of the government, the reason that you have never seen the mayor close to one of our many furry friends is he is allergic to them. Considering both cats and dogs are hard to come by and are in danger during the 13th Hour, this explains why he has backed up more plans for dog facilities. [...Read More...]
When It's a Slow News Day We Like to Make Shit Up
Our inspirations usually tend to be gossip and what goes around in the office. Sometimes we just watch old sentai shows. [...Read More...]
Conclusive Evidence that Dolphins Should be Considered Full Citizens of Hinoto-Ri
Research conducted by the M.A.G.I. research facility proves that the flying Dolphins have as much intelligence than small human children. However, bureaucracy might take some time before [...Read More...]
No matter what we tried typing in here, it always came out like this! We don't understand it. We think it might be the work of a demon, but if we could, we'd blame it on the Visitors because it's much better for ratings to blame the Visitors than blame ourselves for our problems.[...Read More...]
Where WAS Leo?
After Taurus and Scorpio, everyone was expecting Leo to be the next Zodiac Monster. When asked, a M.A.G.I. scientist just shrugged and answered "Hell if I know, we're just going on this blindly." Regardless, the new magic-based jail cells are now waiting for the next opportunity to be used, although in this humble reporter's opinion it's going to work fuck all and [...Read More...]
Chicks Dig Giant Robots
We admit it. As much as we write about the giant Visitor robots's possibility of destroying the city and what remains of it, we are always giddy about them and [...Read More...]
I Wish We Could Go Around Worlds Like the Visitors
I am so jealous of them so please read my 25,000 word explanation as to why I wish I could come from another world myself and have Persona Powers [...Read More...]
Visitor Statistics Made for Dramatic Moments
It hits on a bigger impact when we say a certain percentage of people interviewed are for or against them. However the numbers tend to be a set line and not a dramatic curve. People actually know that they are helping by now, no one's that stupid after a year. [...Read More...]
To All Those Wondering...
There are crocodiles in the sewer system, Santa Claus is a demon and he's real, there's no microchips in your food and the government isn't made of mindless robots. [...Read More...]
Rumor Office to Go Bankrupt If This Continues
"Sometimes the truth sucks", admit the liaison of rumormongers. "Might have to get an actual job." [...Read More...]
No One Really Likes the Junes Saga
"We're caught in the groupie movement," a tearful fan admits. "I always thought it was nothing more than cheap porn, but since all my friends liked it, I just went along! I feel so bad about the time I tried to cop a feel on that Yosuke guy!" More girls admit that they are glad the last book is coming out so they can stop talking about it and [...Read More...]
Shocking News! Mayor Prefers Dogs, Can't Stand Furry Felines
In what may be the most well-kept secret of the government, the reason that you have never seen the mayor close to one of our many furry friends is he is allergic to them. Considering both cats and dogs are hard to come by and are in danger during the 13th Hour, this explains why he has backed up more plans for dog facilities. [...Read More...]
When It's a Slow News Day We Like to Make Shit Up
Our inspirations usually tend to be gossip and what goes around in the office. Sometimes we just watch old sentai shows. [...Read More...]
Conclusive Evidence that Dolphins Should be Considered Full Citizens of Hinoto-Ri
Research conducted by the M.A.G.I. research facility proves that the flying Dolphins have as much intelligence than small human children. However, bureaucracy might take some time before [...Read More...]