"You've dashed all my hopes, you know! I was hoping you were the kind of elegant sybarite that lounges around on silk sheets making mysterious and dreamy statements! I could have gotten a job wearing a sheer dress and feeding you grapes. But alas! You're just a normal girl that doesn't wear pajamas."
She's grinning as she says this.
"You probably made the right choice crushing my dreams, frankly - I am lousy at hand-feeding people; you'd choke within a week."
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"Wow, that's...kind of tacky, actually."
A melodramatic sigh.
"You've dashed all my hopes, you know! I was hoping you were the kind of elegant sybarite that lounges around on silk sheets making mysterious and dreamy statements! I could have gotten a job wearing a sheer dress and feeding you grapes. But alas! You're just a normal girl that doesn't wear pajamas."
She's grinning as she says this.
"You probably made the right choice crushing my dreams, frankly - I am lousy at hand-feeding people; you'd choke within a week."