Well... To be fair, that was only one week out of my life. ...It felt like my whole life, but before that, I led a pretty cushy existence.

[Although the number of times he was in danger of horrific death probably did compare well enough.]

The angels were actually pretty helpful. ...When they weren't trying to kill us. In... my version of reality, anyway.

[God was still a jerk though]

...Is it too personal if I ask you some questions about what I'm remembering?