Astrology...that's uh...

[she looks at her watch and types to research it...]

Oh right! That stuff with all the signs you guys think we're born under or something. Barely has anything to do with science! But considering what happened...[Siiiiigh.] what you're saying is even the poofy doopy magical wiggly stuff has a pattern too? And whatever is causing this really believes in that?

[LAAAAAAAAAME.]