001: Oops [video/public]

[plunderbunny]

[Hey look Elaine's actually addressing the network for once!]

I, for one, would like to apologize for my behavior last week. I'm aware that it was out of my control, but it was still highly foolish of me.

While I'm taking responsibility for my rash actions, I would also like to turn myself in for the firetruck debacle. It's only appropriate since I... ugh, decided to make myself captain of the vehicle for the evening.

[She cringes in embarrassment. It's like she was poxed again, except without the inexplicable craving for coleslaw.]

...And, since I have everyone's attention, has anyone seen my husband around? Very tall, yellow hair, answers to the name of Guybrush, looks a bit like a flooring inspector? He doesn't appear to be in his apartment and he's not answering any of my calls. The last time we had one of these astrological sign happenings, it affected him rather badly and I'm worried that he may have run off and hidden himself somewhere and hasn't gotten word that everything has blown over. If anyone sees him, I would appreciate if you let him know that I'm looking for him? Thank you!

Comments

[video]

[ladieswhodresslikemen]

Man, I hope he didn't up and vanish. I liked the guy.

Although... Speakin' of, you seen anyone in armor with what looks like way too many weapons?

Video

[emperor_penguin]

[DeDeDe brushes right past the apologies. He'd spent the whole week in his club anyway. But there's something else about this woman and the description of her husband that seems familiar.]

Your husband... he that big gangly goofy-lookin' guy? Hangs out at that pirate bar down the street?

video

[hetried]

Damn right you better, you almost made me run us all into the pavement that night! And you made Eikichi first mate! What the hell's that about?!

[Daichi no you're not helping.]

[video]

[themortalhalf]

So you're the wife he talked about.

[Video]

[celebrity_commentator]

Uh...I wasn't exactly myself at the time either, but I still think you did a very good job as a captain.